Signs of Southern Africa

I've been snapping pix of signs since we started cruising nearly 15 years ago. Whenever we see one that makes us giggle, or ponder, or scratch our heads, whether it be a road sign or an advertisement, I take a picture. Do I make David stop the car or even turn around sometimes? Absolutely!Here's our collection of signs from our recent inland trip in South Africa and Swaziland. Hope you enjoy.

not catapults in mlilwane wildlife sanctuary

We figured no drugs or weapons, but no snares, traps or catapults? Fortunately, we had left ours behind. Whew! Another catastrophe avoided. (At Mlilwane Wildlife Sanctuary)

beware children at shaymoya lodge

Does this mean beware of feral children? They can be vicious at times? OR Children beware … because that woodsy background looks like a Hansel/Gretel scenario waiting to happen. (On the road to Shaymoya Lodge)

hippo crossing r40 highway

A hippo on the highway? Wouldn't that just spoil your day? (On the R40 highway heading south to Nelspruit)

hogs in residence mlilwane wildlife sanctuary

Good to know who your neighbors are. (at Rest Camp at Mlilwane)

beware of the big five at the mkhuze wildlife sanctuary

Were we hunting for the Big 5, or were they hunting for us? (Mkhuze Wildlife Sanctuary)

keep a safe distance from elephants at imfolozi game reserve

This conjures up an image of close encounters with wildlife, doesn't it? (at iMfolozi Game Reserve)

please hoot at battlefields country lodge exit

If we hoot, we sound like owls! If we honk, we sound like geese. If we toot, we sound like … well, never mind. (at Battlefields Country Lodge exit)

no fencing at the pongola and swazi border

Good thing we left our foils and sabers at home, too! (on the highway between Pongola and the Swazi border)

beware crocs at nearly every river in swaziland and south africa

After about the tenth sign and several sightings, we started to take this seriously. (near every river in Swaziland and South Africa)

ding beetle crossing at hluhlew game reserve

Yup, yield for insects. Dung beetles and elephant poo have the right of way. (Hluhluwe Game Reserve)

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Oh, yeah … Rabbits, rabbits, rabbits! If you forgot first thing this morning, it appears you can say Stibbar, stibbar, stibbar (rabbits backwards) as the last words you say on the first day of the month. Not sure how this works, but you can give it a try.

Last Signs of Australia

We've posted lots of signs and ads we've seen along the way and here's the last the of Aussie sign collection … at least for awhile. From Rottnest Island …

 

no quokkas

 

Geraldton barber's sidewalk sign gives fair warning.

 

grumpy barber

 

What better icon for a porta-loo?

 

portaloo sign

 

For sure, this ain't California.

 

give way

 

No wash, no dry, no wake

 

no wash

 

Sign on a boat for sale in Two Rocks

 

boat for sale

 

Obviously, sailors moved ashore.

 

old sailor

 

We weren't sure what they expected us to do. Take cover?

 

explosive power tools

 

Do they carve grave monuments or are they really monumental masons?

 

monumental masons

 

We're definitely in Australia. They're keeping out the bogans!

 

no thongs workboots or singlets

More Signs - Las Vegas

There are so many unique, sometimes bizarre, things to photograph in Las Vegas that I'm afraid to leave the house without my camera for fear I'll miss something. I've been collecting interesting signs for years, but I've doubled my collection just since June while living in Las Vegas. And, of course, I love to share. Check these out.  

motel 6 poo

 

Motel 6 Poo …. When consonants go missing

 

chippendales

 

Chippendales … Oh, my

 

do not hump

 

No Humping … This is a method of sorting/directing railroad cars in the yard. What were you thinking?

 

shoot a machine gun

 

Shoot a machine gun … Better here than anywhere else!

 

pest control

 

Spider sign – World's largest black widow spider … gives me goose bumps just thinking of it.

 

octopus sign

 

Octopus – Catchy sign at Shark Reef, Mandalay Bay

 

wear respectable underwear

 

Respectable underwear – Just in case you have an accident and have to go to the hospital … one of Mom's rules!

 

big apple rollercoaster

 

Roller coaster – I prefer to keep my lunch intact and my underwear respectable.

 

sauropod eggs

 

Sauropod eggs – a highlight of the Las Vegas Natural History Museum

 

harmful to sharks

 

Especially fingers – Yes, fingers are definitely not good for a shark's diet, not to mention the kid who's missing them.